Folktale Reteller Gifts

'I told you not to trumpet so hard.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Eat my dust!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

Little Red Riding Hood

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Anecdote Magazine

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...