Folklore Foodie Gifts

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Bigfoot"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Is this still America?'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Grandma's caf

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.