Folk Songs Gifts

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"The times – They have a changed."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Spinning violinist

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'