Collecting Folk Songs Gifts

I think he got tired of hearing the song Froggie went a Courting!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Spinning violinist

Cowpunk

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Leos Janacek

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."