Folk Song Philosopher Gifts

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Cat got your tongue?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"What should I say this is about?"

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"