Folk Song Philosopher Prints

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"The times – They have a changed."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"What should I say this is about?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Fish-losophy

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'