Folk Singer Gifts

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Lazy folk singer.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."

Bob Dylan

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

"The times – They have a changed."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Gustav Holst

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

I love Harmonica

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Bob Dylan

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"