Folk Music Gifts

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'It's important to keep up English traditions.' - 'I agree. The morris dancing is fun too.'

"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Accordion

An Irish man dancing to the tune produced by telegraph wires

Bela Bartok.

Lazy folk singer.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Gustav Holst

"Unfortunately, folk music is only effective against societal ills."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

Manic Peat Screechers

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

Guitars

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

"Sales are plummeting. Shall I get out my fiddle and play you some of that sad, sad puszta music?"

Spinning violinist

The Accordion Player

Bob Dylan Fan Club

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

Joan Baez

Violinist

I love harmonica

Guitar Man