Folk Music Pillows

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

'It's important to keep up English traditions.' - 'I agree. The morris dancing is fun too.'

"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Accordion

Manic Peat Screechers

An Irish man dancing to the tune produced by telegraph wires

Bela Bartok.

Lazy folk singer.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Gustav Holst

"Unfortunately, folk music is only effective against societal ills."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

I love harmonica

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Violinist

Joan Baez

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

Mississippi John Hurt

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

Guitars

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'