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'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Lazy folk singer.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."

Bob Dylan

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

"The times – They have a changed."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Gustav Holst

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"