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City & Western.

Sub-prime Bear

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Business is a game.

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The times – They have a changed."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Spinning violinist

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'