Folk Musician T-Shirts

Accordion

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Manic Peat Screechers

The Terror Of Folkenstein

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Spinning violinist

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Cowpunk

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Bela Bartok.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'