Folk Artist Gifts

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Hurdy gurdy

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Spinning violinist

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Cowpunk

'Folk Art of Midtown'

Leos Janacek

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Welsh Lady