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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Thought Cloud

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Ceiling Paint

Fish Food

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Descartes' dog.

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Will hell freeze over?

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.