Fuzzy Thinkers T-Shirts

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

The Map of the human brain

"Little help?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'