Fuzzy Thinkers Mugs

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

The Map of the human brain

"Little help?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

The lesser of two evils.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.