Foggy Glasses Fixer Gifts

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Kick the machine"

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Stitches.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

Heavy Fog. Signs in Braille For Next Mile.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

R. Furgis: Soldier, statesman who coined the phrase 'Fog of War'.

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"Now, that's what I call dense fog..."