Flying Bear Enthusiast Gifts

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

You have the worst spring breath.

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."