Flying Bear Enthusiast Gifts

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

The melting polar ice caps

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.