Flirting Fiasco Fan T-Shirts

"What part of 'neutered' don't you understand?"

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Another martini please.'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Snowman Romance

Sexy Slot Machine

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

'You dance like my mother.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."