Flirting Fiasco Fan T-Shirts

"What part of 'neutered' don't you understand?"

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Love in Boom

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'Another martini please.'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

Snowman Romance

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'