Flight Gymnastics Aficionado Gifts

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'He's maturing early.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Birds Following Witch.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Boy pilot.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The First Kite

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."