Flight Gymnastics Aficionado Pillows

'He has really taken to the training.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Boy pilot.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

Birds Following Witch.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

The First Kite

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'