Gym Buff Loves Aviation Gifts

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Servicemen.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Walking Luggage.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.