Flexible Tenant Gifts

'We're just renting, with an option to skip town in the middle of the night.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"We need to be careful."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

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'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Apartment construction.

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'