Flatware Fan Gifts

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Full English Breakfast.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"I can't find the instructions."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Origin of the 'spork'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Wall Cluck.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Ducks on Trucks

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'