Flat Pack Furniture Fan Gifts

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I can't find the instructions."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Self-assembly nest

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?