Flat Pack Furniture Fan Gifts

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Rep-Tiles.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Fur'niture

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'