Flat-pack Furniture Fans Gifts

Self assembly furniture

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Fur'niture

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."