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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"I can't find the instructions."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Furniture for the age of anxiety.