Furniture Flat-pack Fiends T-Shirts

The upside down cot

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Handyman's Special'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Budget Recliner

PsIkeatrist.

Flat pack sales assistant

Reproduction Furniture

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

A flat-pack cow.