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"Let's just go with the open floor plan."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Flat pack sales assistant

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

A flat-pack cow.

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

Bird builds birdhouse around himself.

'We come in pieces.'

"Go and kill everyone in Ikea!"

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required