Flat-pack Survivor T-Shirts

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

DIY horror.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

How You Know It's Spring...

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Flat pack sales assistant

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

A flat-pack cow.