Flat-pack Survivor Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for someone who loves DIY and thrives on resourcefulness? Our flat-pack survivor range celebrates their inventive spirit with witty and thoughtful designs, perfect for creative individuals who enjoy building, customizing, or making do with what they have. Whether it's a gift for a fellow maker or a crafting enthusiast, these products add a humorous touch to their creative journey. Explore our collection to find the ideal item that reflects their survival skills and crafty nature.

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"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!" mockup

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

from $19.00

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together. mockup

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it." mockup

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

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"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing." mockup

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

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'Handyman's Special'

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'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?' mockup

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

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DIY horror.

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George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe. mockup

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.' mockup

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

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Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

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"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..." mockup

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?' mockup

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..." mockup

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected." mockup

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

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Self-Assembly Bookcase

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"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones." mockup

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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St Bernard Toilet Holder

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'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.' mockup

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?' mockup

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

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"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?" mockup

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

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How You Know It's Spring...

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Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly? mockup

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

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Flat pack sales assistant

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"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea." mockup

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

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"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over." mockup

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

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'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!' mockup

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

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A flat-pack cow.

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Flat-pack Survivor Gifts Collection

Flat-pack Survivor Mugs

Explore our full collection of flat-pack survivor products and find mugs that match their resourceful, creative spirit with witty and clever designs.

Flat-pack Survivor Pillows

Discover our flat-pack survivor pillows—fun and clever decor that celebrates their inventive spirit and resourcefulness.

Flat-pack Survivor Prints

Browse our art prints for flat-pack survivors—perfect for inspiring DIYers and creative minds with witty and clever designs.

Flat-pack Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our flat-pack survivor t-shirts—ideal for DIY enthusiasts who love to wear their creativity and wit proudly.