Flatpack Adventurer Gifts

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

DIY horror.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Information...

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Flat pack sales assistant

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

A flat-pack cow.

"The Great Ikeamids"

'And this is your desk.'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required

'We come in pieces.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

The inventor of DIY shelving

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"