Flat Pack Adventurer Gifts

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

Welcome to the Team

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

DIY horror.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

Information...

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Flat pack sales assistant

A flat-pack cow.

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required

'We come in pieces.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

'He left me all his furniture'

I've got leaves. What else can I put in my compost pile? Food scraps. Great! I'll clean our my backpack! Cheez-its, Milky Ways and Butterfingers. Sorry. No dairy.

The inventor of DIY shelving