Flatware Fan Pillows

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Full English Breakfast.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Origin of the 'spork'

Wall Cluck.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Ducks on Trucks

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'