Flamingoes Gifts

Diversity - Alternative Lifestyles.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

The Dandy

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Elton John

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Poser

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Teamwork

"They looked smaller on the website."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Fungo range.

"I got a beak job."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Oscar Wilde

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Bird on stilts.

Flamingo in a poncho

Chef walking out