Fitness Starter Pack Gifts

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Jogging...

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

How can we improve our health?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.