Fitness Planner Gifts

"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Yoga.