Home Workout Planner Gifts

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

D.I.Y with dad.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Keep Fit.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Walking To School Simulator

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'That's our group plan.'

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

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