Home Workout Planner Mugs

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

D.I.Y with dad.

Keep Fit.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Walking To School Simulator

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'That's our group plan.'

Sport

Exercising in Confinement

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Bob's DIY Store

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."