Home Workout Strategist Gifts

Self-Isolating Hamster

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

Sport

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Segway Workout

Power Mower Walking.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

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