Home Workout Strategist Pillows

Self-Isolating Hamster

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Segway Workout

Power Mower Walking.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

"Set it on 'slow'."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."