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Lockdowns

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Babies.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

D.I.Y with dad.

Monday around 9PM.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

Face painting children with no facial features.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'

Bob's DIY Store

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Clock in, Clock out.

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Interruption Time Management

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

Quick dry paint.

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"See you in the morning."