Fitness Starter Pack Pillows

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

How can we improve our health?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"Take up some light exercise or a sporting activity - as a football perhaps."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"