Fitness Phony Gifts

Searching for a funny and lighthearted gift for someone who loves fitness but isn't quite a gym rat? Our collection blends humor with style, making it ideal for the fitness phony. Whether they prefer cozy pillows, amusing t-shirts, or quirky prints, you'll find loads of playful products that celebrate their love for fitness without taking it too seriously.

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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?" mockup

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

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In the Guru District

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'My feet are killing me.'

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.' mockup

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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"Portrait of a Lady"

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"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day." mockup

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

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Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike. mockup

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

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'I love your cardiovascular system!' mockup

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

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'Well, well, well...'

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Muscles

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Turn, turn and turn.

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'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.' mockup

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.' mockup

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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Yearbook

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

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"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

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Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head. mockup

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

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"We're exclusively delts."

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.' mockup

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

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"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?" mockup

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person." mockup

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?" mockup

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

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City Marathon.

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Where Skim Milk comes from.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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Exercise Class

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"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

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Bench Press Accident

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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Fitness Phony Gifts Collection

Fitness Phony Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the fitness phony who loves a caffeine boost and a good laugh about their fitness journey.

Fitness Phony Pillows

Charm their living space with amusing pillows that celebrate the fitness faux-pas in a playful way, blending humor with home comfort.

Fitness Phony Prints

Visit our print collection featuring witty art that speaks to the fitness non-enthusiast, perfect for personalizing their space with humor.

Fitness Phony T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for the fitness phony—great for casual days and making humorous statements about their workout habits.