Fitness Phony T-Shirts

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"We're exclusively delts."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

City Marathon.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bench Press Accident

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"