Fitness Journey Humorist Gifts

'Do you have to be so darn specific?'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Still on your left."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Please seat to be weighted.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"