Fitness Gurus At Sea Gifts

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Cyclist Flamingoes

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

I hate these flying fish

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"You exercise with your phone?"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Surf lift.

Multitasking

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

Octopus Lifting Weights

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"I bought these revolutionary new weight-loss pills...you take one a day - to the gym!"

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

Seal Aerobic Classes.