Fitness Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Pillows

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Old Karate Master

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Only Clowns

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Fitness in church.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Like it'll do any good.'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."