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'Your shoe's untied.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Old Karate Master

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Robber on treadmill

Only Clowns

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Fitness in church.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

'Like it'll do any good.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."