Fist Bump Fanatic Gifts

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Sales

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Speed Bumps.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Prosecco Drinker

Say, I just had a thought

Fingers

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

High Kick

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

Ref': 'Okay i want a clean fight, and no hitting below the belt.'

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

"Wow! - Who gave you the black eye. . . ?"

'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'

Foot Injury

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'

"You may now fist pump the bride."

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.